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rocky mountain road head

The act of receiving head on a bumpy road while having the sunroof open, as the make ejaculates, pulls her head away and shoots his load out the sunroof while simultaneously hitting the breaks, landing the load on the windshield then using it to clean his windshield
"Man your car looks so clean!" "Yeah that's because Gina just have me Rocky Mountain road head."
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Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.
Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.
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piping your head 

Ok now you're piping your head
piping your head by Nekkyneek November 22, 2016

little voice in your head 

That voice in your head that says do it.
Me: I really want this but I don't have the money, should I steal it?
Little voice: Do it?
That little voice in your head that says do it, don't do it.

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day 

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

Hoagie to the head 

Hoagie to the head is when someone knowingly or unknowingly tries to kill themselves with unhealthy practices of eating poorly and not taking care of ones body. This can include drinking, smoking, and other activities that are known the dramatically shorten ones life. Note, none of these practices can be illegal or purely looked down by society. But, normally when someone says this they are only including one not eating healthy and working out.
It is important to note that someone who is doing this may see a doctor like anyone else, but they have no plan or real care to take care of themselves.

Normal methods of suicide is looked down on, they can be very painful, they tend to have horrible things that happens if it doesn't work, and in many cases there is no backing out. While the "hoagie to the head" approach is mistaken for eating problems or non-suicidal methods. On top of this, this method tends to take so long that the person tends to be able to back out of it if their life gets better, the person can enjoy the foods they want, and it's common to hear about people dying from a heart attack or stroke.
Instead of a gun to the head, I'm going to die by hoagie to the head.
Hoagie to the head by crua9 August 27, 2017

Silly billy poo head 

Seriously the maddest insult one can unleash on another, commonly used among children of two years of age.
Timmy: Oi John, Your mum's a sket.
Bobby: Shut up you silly billy poo head.