Hairy Bagel

The area around a guy's navel. When both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.

"I'll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel."

"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"

Hairy Bagel by finnegan217 December 4, 2006

hairy hole 

an asshole that is extremely hairy and when looked into, looks like the end of the world

Yesterday: damn girl, your ass is hairy as fuck.

Today: I was fucking this girl yesterday and man did she have a hairy hole.

hairy hole by schwerr August 1, 2008

Hairy Raisin 

The nut sack without the testicles inside it, either missing or pushed up towards the stomach.

Woman: Where's your balls?
Man: I don't have any.
Woman: haha you have a hairy raisin.

Hairy Raisin by One and only Dutch Rudder July 2, 2009

hairy 

Undesirable young woman from Glasgow. Commonly (although not necessarily) from the schemes, usually fat and hacket with a perm. Can become worryingly attractive after the consumption of copious amounts of booze, with potentially alarming results.

Tam had a taste for adventure and knew the risks of landing a hairy in the sack during a night out in Paisley

hairy by Craig McLaughlin December 15, 2008

Hairy Lee 

Someone who's verrrrry hairy. And quite liked by children.

Kids will do anything for Hairy Lee!

Hairy Lee by Dark Chaos January 23, 2004

hairy tongue 

a person who is not careful or bold in their word selection.

yo that chic tanya got a hairy tongue. she stay talking shit about somebody.

hairy tongue by Bruce Bowen March 28, 2007

Hairy Bambilla

A Hairy Bambilla is the biggest insect that inhabit planet earth. Bambillas can grow to a size often comparable to that of a small, cute little puppy. As like most other insects, Hairy Bambillas have three sets of legs and two pairs of wings.

Unfortunately, due to their overwhelming size and strength, there is only one known way of killing these off, in which this case is a snow shovel.

Fuck man, I have broken three broomsticks this week trying to get rid of that Hairy Bambilla.

Hairy Bambilla by m33nr33n April 13, 2007