2 definitions by finnegan217

Hairy Bagel

The area around a guy's navel. When both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.

"I'll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel."

"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"

by finnegan217 December 3, 2006

newshound

Someone who spends most of his/her time compulsively reading the latest news.

Brent spends hours online, hitting the refresh button on the news blogs, because he's a newshound.

by finnegan217 March 13, 2008