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A disgrace to the name of humanity prejudiced furthering agist hatecrime and safe haven for drugs sale assistance with suicide stolen property human trafficking and penetrative child pornography
Facebook just blocked me again limiting my law enforcement abilities because I hit the wrong button I should shoot someone
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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Moderators of FACEBOOK are actually in no position to determine what is correct speech or not, since they are by no means objective as their biased userid suspensions and deletions indicate they are highly liberally biased. Zuckerburg's elitists, as they consider themselves to be, in fact are just puppets who are able to control in some capacity opinions or even facts that people wish to express, and yet they are nothing more then brainwashed tools and fools controlled by those with funds and political power who wish to control this society. It is actually socialistic censorship.
Yup, FACEBOOK has been on the liberally biased, politically correct and socialist movement for some time now. Expect to have your post deleted if it doesn't agree with their democratic ideologies.
by Lawrence C. Major in Omaha August 8, 2021
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app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.
grandmother: download little daughter Facebook is the application of the moment. Granddaughter: Grandma, you're already 50 !!
by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020
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facebook night shift

Facebook night shift is what is completed when someone makes many posts during the nighttime
“OMG have you seen how many FB posts Natalie made after we went to bed?” , “Yes she’ appears to have chronicled our entire night out during her Facebook night shift
by Big Jack's Bollocks January 23, 2018
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Facebook is that shit that all those youngeons use nowadays to post up a bunch of shit about how “Crooked” Hillary Clinton is awesome or about the next (insert town name here)’s Mom’s Meetup! Back in the good old days we read a book if we were bored. Actually back in the good old days we stared at the fucking wall and watched that paint dry. I just hate how much fun and entertainment there is now. Unfortunately, this generation is as fucked as a hooker in Vegas!
Darrell- “Holy Fuck, if Stacy doesn’t stop posting on Facebook about fucking farmers markets I’m gonna smack my head into a goddamn wall!”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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(verb) using a book to hit the face of sb with great force
jim apologised for facebook-ing tony
by humansrweird June 3, 2020
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facebook single

People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.
It's ok Geoff, I can buy her a drink as I'm Facebook Single.
by bigcoluk January 5, 2018
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