A history of how many times said pussy has been in use. How man users have been through it and how long it's been in use
Guy 1: How long you and Ebony been dating?
Guy 2: A couple of weeks.
Guy 1: You hit yet??
Guy 2: Nah, not yet, but before I hit, Ima ask her for that Pussy Fax. Can't drive a car and not know who's been driving it, how long since the last tune up and how many years it's been since it left the dealership and had that first test drive
Guy 1: Hahahaha, I hear you on that bruh
Guy 2: A couple of weeks.
Guy 1: You hit yet??
Guy 2: Nah, not yet, but before I hit, Ima ask her for that Pussy Fax. Can't drive a car and not know who's been driving it, how long since the last tune up and how many years it's been since it left the dealership and had that first test drive
Guy 1: Hahahaha, I hear you on that bruh
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Get the pussy visor mug."Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.
Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?
Sookrims: Ehh no...why?
Stig: Coz i did.
Sookrims: Haha any good
Stig: Yeh......
Sookrims: but.
Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick
Sookrims: Lol
Sookrims: Ehh no...why?
Stig: Coz i did.
Sookrims: Haha any good
Stig: Yeh......
Sookrims: but.
Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick
Sookrims: Lol
by Sookrims May 11, 2009
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Get the lasagna pussy mug.1. When a person's vagina is so bulbous it appears the buldge is actually a penis.
2. A special delivery on Christmas morning.
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1. Krystine, "Hey. Look at Alicia's Pussy Package. When did she grow a dick?".
Rachel, "Its all those brownies she's been eating."
2. Julie, "Look under the sheets. Merry Christmas!"
Rachel, "Its all those brownies she's been eating."
2. Julie, "Look under the sheets. Merry Christmas!"
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A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)
Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.
A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)
Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.
Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”
Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”
Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”
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Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”
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