arse like the top of a sauce bottle 

Similar to the following:
* Arse like a blood orange
* Arse like a fresh bullet wound
* Arse like the Japanese flag

can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)

It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.

i.e - "Jeez, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I've got an arse like the top of a sauce bottle

arse like the top of a sauce bottle by Bun001 August 1, 2012

Lady and the tramp

Meeting in the middle of a rail of cocaine.

Shall we lady and the tramp this whole gram?

Lady and the tramp by Jeoma July 20, 2014

The Tome School 

A college preparatory school in North East, Maryland that was previously located in Port Deposit, Maryland until it burned down in the late 1800s. It is known by the locals as an "uppy-preppy" school full of "rich spoiled brats". Overall, they are correct. The racial diversity of this institution consists of 2-3 ethnic students per grade. The entire school is only made up of about 500 people and it serves Kindergarden through 12th grade.

Sometimes called the Tom School, by idiots that never understoof phonics, is it a mediocre cultural hub but a beacon of perfect education. Most graduates go on to great colleges and do well. The students that are awaiting graduation tend to have a dead look about them because their souls have been sucked out by excessive homework and over-demanding teachers. One product of the Tome School can, and often is, social awkwardness and a mild form of aspergers. Students spend 8 hours a day with the same group of people and gradually become desensitized to normal conversation and social practices. They usually spend 4-8 hours at home doing homework or playing mindless computer games.

Sports are barely worth mentioning.

The Tome School: a strange sort of educational and social limbo for those in it, and a pretty building for those outside of it

The other day, I drove by the Tome School and remembered that pretentious ass hole I met at a party that went there. He was so socially incompetent; all he talked about were the metacarpals and his irregular bowel movements

The Tome School by OnlyEthnic2011 March 4, 2011

Just the Tip 

When a physician tries to insert a q-tip into "just the tip" of a male patient's penis for std testing since the patient somehow gets so many of his dates to have sex with him despite their initial refusal.

In doctor's office

Doctor: "I will now insert this q-tip about an inch into your penis."

Man: "Like hell you won't!"

Doctor: "Aw come'on, it's "just the tip."

Just the Tip by brackish52 June 29, 2011

Hit The Toast

A game in which a group of males stand around a piece of toast masturbating, aiming their load at the toast. The first one to orgasm must wait till the others have finished and then must eat it.

"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."

Hit The Toast by DTT Guitarist August 18, 2009

The Thoroughest Borough 

Queens, NY.

Q.U.: The people. The neighborhoods. The diversity. The 7. LIC. QB. The E & F. Astoria Blvd. Elmhurst. East Elmhurst. Woodside. Jamaica. South Jamaica. The Ave. Jackson Heights. Queens Blvd. Steinway. Flushing. Astoria. The N. Northern Blvd. Largest PJs. Largest Chinatown. Largest borough. The thoroughest!

"Yo I'm bout to link up wit a biddie in Woodhaven."
"Aight, but careful, she might be a jumpoff!"
"Word, always gotta be on the lookout in the Thoroughest Borough!"

The Thoroughest Borough by skillmanave November 12, 2009

The Terminator 

After smoking cannabis, use eye drops in only one eye to remove the redness. It will leave you with one red eye which makes you the Terminator.

Dude!! Do the terminator before you go to work, then if anyone asks about your terminator eye tell them you got some weed in it.

The Terminator by Fillyfill February 5, 2014