Twenty One Pilots

Two guys named Tyler Joesph and Josh Dun that made the best band on earth and like to except grammys with no pants on 😂

Twenty one pilots is the best band ever |-/

by |-/ is life February 20, 2017

one inch blow

1.) A martial arts move done by Bruce Lee which involves only moving his fist for one inch near a victims body but with such force that the victim immediately suffers massive internal injuries and begin to hemorrhage out his intestines. Will shatter ribcage with such force that small pieces of bone fly out your ass.

2.) Description of a girl who is performing fellatio and is inexperienced at it and is unable to put more than one inch of a man's penis in her mouth due to her untamed gag reflex. Hence she is only able to give fellatio to the head of the penis, typically one inch in length.

Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*victim explodes*

Bruce lee: one inch blow...
girl: i'm sorry :( i'm a virgin
Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*girl explodes*

by Young Reezie January 24, 2008

rub one out

A sneaky way of saying masurbation.

Hey man, we're gonna head down to the gym and shoot some hoops. Wanna come?

Nah, I'm kinda tired, I'm gonna go rub one out and take a nap.

by Unfairman January 10, 2004

There Can be Only One

The tagline from the film Highlander. It states that only one Immortal can claim The Prize, by being the last one to recieve a Quickening.

Connor McLeod: Kurgan, we meet again.

The Kurgan: There can be only one!

by A. Fol April 10, 2010

one off the wrist

a term for wanking

i was sitting in my bedroom watching countdown and decided to have one off the wrist over carol vorderman.

by bake bean head December 5, 2003

Five quick ones

a slap or hit, directed towards a particulary ignroant person

"shut your mouth or I'll give you five quick ones

by Vulcan43 January 20, 2009

One-Handed Gamer

Someone who faps and plays video-games at the same time.

Person1: Don't play Halo with Dave

Person2: Why not?

Person1 : He's a one-handed gamer

by Dynamite Wolf April 30, 2016