A skank who wears 5 layers of make-up, thinks she is the shit and attractive (but really she looks like someone just pissed on her face), and illegally loses her virginity to an older guy and gets a STD
Why is he talking to that filth-a-ka-bob?! She is foul!
by UrFoul824 January 30, 2010

a living angel that sadly moved on in 1995
he had his own show that was unedited and each episode was less than 30 minutes long and he also lived in Alaska and Florida
he also had an amazing afro and loved to paint trees with a little friend and he is so wholesome and calming to watch
he did asmr unintentionally before it was even invented
he had his own show that was unedited and each episode was less than 30 minutes long and he also lived in Alaska and Florida
he also had an amazing afro and loved to paint trees with a little friend and he is so wholesome and calming to watch
he did asmr unintentionally before it was even invented
by Sahara Dessert November 1, 2020

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
by Yardboy May 14, 2015

Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.
Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”
by BobbyLad November 22, 2021

bob is a lonely guy.
bob just looks at memes on ifunny all day.
bob needs a girlfriend.
bob has no hair.
bob is 98.
you should date bob.
bob just looks at memes on ifunny all day.
bob needs a girlfriend.
bob has no hair.
bob is 98.
you should date bob.
Person 1: Who is this guy named "oof_my_cereal" who keeps liking my posts on ifunny?!
Person 2: Oh thats just bob.
Person 2: Oh thats just bob.
by Memes_cure_my_depression June 15, 2018

A male guy that is mostly over 20 and a gamer who is still living with his parents and having the mindset that a woman exists only to please a man.
Friend 1: I want to find her dressed nice and cooking for me whenever I wake up!
Friend 2: Bro don't be such a Delta Bob
Friend 2: Bro don't be such a Delta Bob
by Afro D Dude September 6, 2022
