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“you’re being a selfish cunt”
“you’re being a selfish cunt”
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• Selfer (noun) – A person who believes they are a professional in design, renovation, or construction, but in reality, they create complete disasters. A selfer prefers to DIY everything, ignores professionals and turns any project into a chaotic mess. Selfers think they're visionaries but they actually produce looks like something out of a horror movie.
Instead of hiring a pro, they rearrange old things, patch up broken items and call it an "upgrade".
In design: If you're ever seen a bathroom with a toilet next to the fridge, a house covered in 17 different wallpapers or chandelier hanging in the middle of a kitchen island, you've seen a selfer's work.
In life: It applies to anyone who stubbornly does things alone, refuses expert advice and ends up making things
worse.
• Selfering (verb) – The act of ignoring professionals and doing everything yourself, regardless of the consequences. Selfering is often motivated by overconfidence, stubbornness and the belief that "It can't be that hard".
The result? A disaster waiting to happen.
• Selferism (noun) – The dangerous belief that you can do everything yourself better than professionals, even when reality proves otherwise. This philosophy leads to poorly built houses, ugly interiors, broken furniture and regret.
Instead of hiring a pro, they rearrange old things, patch up broken items and call it an "upgrade".
In design: If you're ever seen a bathroom with a toilet next to the fridge, a house covered in 17 different wallpapers or chandelier hanging in the middle of a kitchen island, you've seen a selfer's work.
In life: It applies to anyone who stubbornly does things alone, refuses expert advice and ends up making things
worse.
• Selfering (verb) – The act of ignoring professionals and doing everything yourself, regardless of the consequences. Selfering is often motivated by overconfidence, stubbornness and the belief that "It can't be that hard".
The result? A disaster waiting to happen.
• Selferism (noun) – The dangerous belief that you can do everything yourself better than professionals, even when reality proves otherwise. This philosophy leads to poorly built houses, ugly interiors, broken furniture and regret.
1. "Dude, I just saw a house with neon-green walls and zebra-print floors. Must've been a selfer's work."
2. "Jake thought he could renovate his own kitchen. Now the oven is in the hallway. Classic selfer move."
3. "Selfer detected! Hope it's not you!"
4. "If you paint your bathtub gold because it "looks expensive" – congratulations, you're a selfer."
5. "Mike refused to hire a photographer for his wedding. Instead, he used his iPad. What a selfer."
6. "John has been selfering for weeks. Now his ceiling is caving in."
7. "She tried selfering her wedding dress. It looks like a Halloween costume now".
8. "Selfering is dangerous. Just hire a pro, man".
9. "Selfering is when you cut your own hair and end up looking like a potato."
10. "He was selfering his taxes and now he owes double the amount."
11. "His selferism is ruining our apartment. He won't let me call a real electrician!"
12. "Once you go down the selferism path, there's no coming back."
13. "Selferism made him believe he could fix his car engine with duct tape. Now his car is on fire."
14. "Selferism runs in our family. My dad built an extra room out of cardboard and called it a "budget extension"."
2. "Jake thought he could renovate his own kitchen. Now the oven is in the hallway. Classic selfer move."
3. "Selfer detected! Hope it's not you!"
4. "If you paint your bathtub gold because it "looks expensive" – congratulations, you're a selfer."
5. "Mike refused to hire a photographer for his wedding. Instead, he used his iPad. What a selfer."
6. "John has been selfering for weeks. Now his ceiling is caving in."
7. "She tried selfering her wedding dress. It looks like a Halloween costume now".
8. "Selfering is dangerous. Just hire a pro, man".
9. "Selfering is when you cut your own hair and end up looking like a potato."
10. "He was selfering his taxes and now he owes double the amount."
11. "His selferism is ruining our apartment. He won't let me call a real electrician!"
12. "Once you go down the selferism path, there's no coming back."
13. "Selferism made him believe he could fix his car engine with duct tape. Now his car is on fire."
14. "Selferism runs in our family. My dad built an extra room out of cardboard and called it a "budget extension"."
by INTéRIYA February 26, 2025
Get the Selfer mug.• Selfer (noun) - A person who believes they are a professional in design, renovation, or construction, but in reality, they create complete disasters. A selfer prefers to DIY everything, ignores professionals and turns any project into a chaotic mess.
Selfers think they're visionaries but they actually produce looks like something out of a horror movie.
Instead of hiring a pro, they rearrange old things, patch up broken items and call it an "upgrade".
In design: If you're ever seen a bathroom with a toilet next to the fridge, a house covered in 17 different wallpapers or chandelier hanging in the middle of a kitchen island, you've seen a selfer's work.
In life: It applies to anyone who stubbornly does things alone, refuses expert advice and ends up making things
worse.
• Selfering (verb) - The act of ignoring professionals and doing everything yourself, regardless of the consequences. Selfering is often motivated by overconfidence, stubbornness and the belief that "It can't be that hard".
The result? A disaster waiting to happen.
• Selferism (noun) - The dangerous belief that you can do everything yourself better than professionals, even when reality proves otherwise.
This philosophy leads to poorly built houses, ugly interiors, broken furniture and regret.
Selfers think they're visionaries but they actually produce looks like something out of a horror movie.
Instead of hiring a pro, they rearrange old things, patch up broken items and call it an "upgrade".
In design: If you're ever seen a bathroom with a toilet next to the fridge, a house covered in 17 different wallpapers or chandelier hanging in the middle of a kitchen island, you've seen a selfer's work.
In life: It applies to anyone who stubbornly does things alone, refuses expert advice and ends up making things
worse.
• Selfering (verb) - The act of ignoring professionals and doing everything yourself, regardless of the consequences. Selfering is often motivated by overconfidence, stubbornness and the belief that "It can't be that hard".
The result? A disaster waiting to happen.
• Selferism (noun) - The dangerous belief that you can do everything yourself better than professionals, even when reality proves otherwise.
This philosophy leads to poorly built houses, ugly interiors, broken furniture and regret.
1. "Dude, I just saw a house with neon-green walls and zebra-print floors. Must've been a selfer's work."
2. "Jake thought he could renovate his own kitchen. Now the oven is in the hallway. Classic selfer move."
3. "Selfer detected! Hope it's not you!"
4. "If you paint your bathtub gold because it "looks expensive" - congratulations, you're a selfer."
5. "Mike refused to hire a photographer for his wedding. Instead, he used his iPad. What a selfer."
6. "John has been selfering for weeks. Now his ceiling is caving in."
7. "She tried selfering her wedding dress. It looks like a Halloween costume now".
8. "Selfering is dangerous. Just hire a pro, man".
9. "Selfering is when you cut your own hair and end up looking like a potato."
10. "He was selfering his taxes and now he owes double the amount."
11. "His selferism is ruining our apartment. He won't let me call a real electrician!"
12. "Once you go down the selferism path, there's no coming back."
13. "Selferism made him believe he could fix his car engine with duct tape. Now his car is on fire."
14. "Selferism runs in our family. My dad built an extra room out of cardboard and called it a "budget extension"."
2. "Jake thought he could renovate his own kitchen. Now the oven is in the hallway. Classic selfer move."
3. "Selfer detected! Hope it's not you!"
4. "If you paint your bathtub gold because it "looks expensive" - congratulations, you're a selfer."
5. "Mike refused to hire a photographer for his wedding. Instead, he used his iPad. What a selfer."
6. "John has been selfering for weeks. Now his ceiling is caving in."
7. "She tried selfering her wedding dress. It looks like a Halloween costume now".
8. "Selfering is dangerous. Just hire a pro, man".
9. "Selfering is when you cut your own hair and end up looking like a potato."
10. "He was selfering his taxes and now he owes double the amount."
11. "His selferism is ruining our apartment. He won't let me call a real electrician!"
12. "Once you go down the selferism path, there's no coming back."
13. "Selferism made him believe he could fix his car engine with duct tape. Now his car is on fire."
14. "Selferism runs in our family. My dad built an extra room out of cardboard and called it a "budget extension"."
by INTéRIYA February 26, 2025
Get the Selfer mug.Self harm (abbreviated as SH) the process of where one hurts themselves due to emotional, physical, or mental pain. its commonly associated to cvtting themselves, but also can be of different forms such as pulling at hair, picking at skin and etc. its like an addiction where you can't stop, once you start, you can't go back. its an unpleasant feeling where you keep on blaming yourself, and are considering to SH. some people associate SH with being "emo" or a pick me who wants attention, but its really not that at all, its more painful experience if you do it and if someone wanted attention, they wouldn't do something that slowly destructs them. i have practiced SH in the past and it's a horrible experience and feeling that I hope no one should go through, and if you are practicing SH, I want to tell you that it's going to be alright, no matter what your facing, your doing just great, and even if I don't know who you are, just know that i care for you. <3
EX 1
jake: YO BRO DID YOU KNOW THAT EMILY DOES SELF HARM? SHES SUCH A PICK ME LOL
josh: she isn't a pick me, you uncultured swine, shes probably going through a lot right now. anyways im going to go find her so I can talk to her about it.
EX 2
emily: hey josh, promise you won't be mad when I say this but i practice self harm..
josh: emily, im not mad, i came here just to help you and your situation, you can tell me what's wrong and I'll try to do my best to help.
jake: YO BRO DID YOU KNOW THAT EMILY DOES SELF HARM? SHES SUCH A PICK ME LOL
josh: she isn't a pick me, you uncultured swine, shes probably going through a lot right now. anyways im going to go find her so I can talk to her about it.
EX 2
emily: hey josh, promise you won't be mad when I say this but i practice self harm..
josh: emily, im not mad, i came here just to help you and your situation, you can tell me what's wrong and I'll try to do my best to help.
by lorainee :3 March 7, 2025
Get the Self Harm mug.A self-hating Jew is a Jew that seeks to dissociate from their own unresolved trauma by identifying with the enemy and advocating for the destruction of Judaism (and Israel) altogether. They experienced so much pain at the hands of anti-semites that they have literally turned against their own heritage.
Nothing scares me more than a self-hating Jew, because he has actually turned against himself and his own people.
by Enrealment March 15, 2025
Get the Self-hating Jew mug.Practicing self-love is essential for maintaining mental and emotional health.
She prioritized self-love by setting healthy boundaries.
His journey to self-love involved learning to accept his flaws.
Self-love isn't selfish; it's a necessary foundation for healthy relationships.
She prioritized self-love by setting healthy boundaries.
His journey to self-love involved learning to accept his flaws.
Self-love isn't selfish; it's a necessary foundation for healthy relationships.
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