David

when someone does something that is considered infuriating to whoever is being affected

god damn dude, your so David right now!

by anonymous April 16, 2023

David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck

He plays waterpolo, he’s such a David

by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023

David

The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room

"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"

by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023

David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

David

He is the best lover you will ever meet. He is lovable and loving, if you meet a David you not want to meet any other person. He is very protective to those he loves more so his girlfriend. And trustworthy, kind, honest. I think David is the best person on earth.

My sister's husband is David.

Wow, she is very lucky.

by Calein November 26, 2021

David

A David is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet with a charming smile, he will always have a contagious laugh. He will charm you with his gentle touch. You will find yourself craving his presence and quickly falling in love. A David is always very intelligent even though they don't think that highly of themselves you will always think highly of them.A David will always try to make u happy and if he truly loves u he will try and give u the whole world. But with a David you'll always have to be patient but don't worry you will always get the same in return.

"I love David"

by Imher888 November 22, 2024