Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Ginger Cookies

Ginger cookies is the vagina of a red-headed female aka a ginger.

OMG I put my stick in her ginger cookies last night!

by K_K2217 January 2, 2012

toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water

"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job

by u shit fuck January 4, 2012

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013

Banana Cookie

An asian fortune cookie with a fortune inside that was clearly written by a white person.

Fortune we got in our banana cookie after dim sum:

"You will be hungry again in one hour."

by MrCarnation November 11, 2013

urban cookie

When a homeless person takes a dump on the street and doesn't cover it up.

"Watch out, Billy-Bob! Don't step in that urban cookie!!"

by deos February 10, 2014

Crumbly Cookie

1. A person who is emotionally or financially unstable.

You're about as put together as a Crumbly Cookie.

by BadCupcake February 10, 2015