J Blake

A weird little creature that resides in Seattle and is commonly seen using a pillow to see over the hood of his Ram

Did you see Lord of the Rings?

Yeah sure did that is when J Blake took the ring to mordor.

by jose1987 August 4, 2020

j

A letter from the alphabet, don't you fuckin' know?

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J and it goes on.

by IoanIvanov February 13, 2017

M-J

the guy that is friends with everyone, the guy with good music taste and wears cool things, the guy who takes his gf to cafes and they just laugh around, the guy that is perfect in every way. ❤️❤️

damn I wish I had a M-J like ivy

by bokutosasstho January 5, 2021

That's G's J

slang for "That's God's job"

person 1: Isn't studying going to improve your grade?
person 2: Nah... that's G's j.

by pechesnapple October 18, 2022

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.

by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021

J-Over

BEYOND cooked. When it is J-Over for someone, it means they are so cooked, it is over for them. They are remembered infamously as the most cooked person. It is also the last letter added to the alphabet, and it is seen as an outsider to everyone.

A - Over : Slightly Cooked

E - Over : Cooked

O - Over : Burnt

T - Over : Charcoal

Z - Over : Ashes

J - Over : BEYOND COOKED

Bro 1: Dude, it's J-Over for me.
Bro 2: Why do you say that?

Bro 1: I have 50 assignments due in an hour.
Bro 2: How?! We worked on them together!
Bro 1: I was playing while we did.
Bro 2: Into the J-Over abyss you go

by KlaPAoish March 10, 2025

/j

/J is bullshit that nerds use, it means "joke" and is used by weak and stupid people who think everything can be offfensive

Ex: i like sleeping /j.

by Anon37 September 15, 2023