Wet Socks

A bad situation you come into and don't want to deal with because it causes a chain of events.

Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.

by Soothingmemeguy55 November 11, 2022

A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete

The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.

by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021

Wet Houdini

When you nut but then you make it disappear

My girlfriend got mad cus I didn't pull out but then I pulled the wet houdini

by mike_hawk_hertz January 4, 2020

Wet Lad

Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.

A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.

''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.

by gareth scourf January 13, 2011

Wet Wanda

Same idea as a wet willy, but you drag the moist finger through some underboob.

She fucked around, and got a Wet Wanda. Nobody expects the Wet Wanda.

by chokeaho1 June 24, 2022

Pussy Wet

A women that's is soaked.

Help she is pussy wet someone get her a towel.

by momothemaster99 March 7, 2024

Wet hair

When you are washing your hair and a drop is sliding on your back right in your butt.

When my dad is washing my hair, I always get wet hair.

by nameless person622 December 13, 2017