man: how about a bumper sandwich booger lips hehehehehe.
goblin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
goblin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by YellowSnow121 February 20, 2025
Get the Bumper sandwichmug. Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does
Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.
Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.
When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.
by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022
Get the Ham Sandwichmug. Similar to that of a TribTrain, it is when a man involved in a Female - Female - Male threesome he will place on female on top the other to engage in tribbing/Scissoring as he is masturbating he will perform cunnilingus on the two female as they are engaged in sex, he will place his tongue either in between their vaginas or take turns licking both of the girls assholes thus he Is providing Analingus. It is considered “placing the meat” when he decides to penetrate either of the girls with his penis, and it at ejaculation it is called “saucing the sandwich”. If either or both the females ejaculate or squirt, it considered a “wet tritrib”.
Corey: you had 3way last night with Brenda & Kelly?
Fernando: Yeah it had me busting all over the place I got to try my first tritrib sandwich last night had my tongue slipping in all their pussies and asses. It was wet one
Fernando: Yeah it had me busting all over the place I got to try my first tritrib sandwich last night had my tongue slipping in all their pussies and asses. It was wet one
by halfbakedboy April 30, 2025
Get the Tritrib Sandwichmug. by the tick tock man September 3, 2007
Get the finger sandwiches.mug. by fuckerfuckfuckfuckfuck April 10, 2017
Get the sandwich bricksmug. That thing when your beautiful bride ties you down to the bed with the promise of amazing head. After you are secured, she works an oversized dildo deep into your ass which, contrary to what you always thought about yourself, makes you as hard a a towel rack.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.
Nancy was tired of boring old missionary sex with Tim so she made "a" sandwich out of him on the night of his birthday.
by A Sandwich Master April 9, 2021
Get the "a" sandwichmug. A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?
*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”
Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”
Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”
by sarvy June 30, 2023
Get the traffic sandwichmug.