swag juice

semen.

He had a lot of swag juice.

by 911311611511 June 9, 2010

crunk juice

Pure soda syrup without carbonated water. This contains ungodly amounts of sugar and caffeine and can be hazardous to one's health when guzzled. To get Crunk Juice, simply walk up to a self-serve soda fountain, slide the card with the soda's logo on it upwards, and press the exposed button halfway down. This works best with Vault or Mountain Dew, b/c of the high sugar and caffeine. This gives you a great boost for about 3-4 hours but after that, you crash.

I needed a pick-me-up at work the other day, so I poured myself some Crunk Juice. After that I was running around like a squirrel on speed.

by Dragomir Andreyevich August 3, 2007

boomer juice

A colloquial term for cold energy drinks. The name refers to the instantaneous "boom" of energy from the mixture of sugar, caffeine, and taurine a person feels after consuming the drink. Often used to refer to Red Bull, Monster, V, and Mother.

Example 1:
Will's LAN party had a severe lack of boomer juice, causing the attendees to quit Minecraft for the night and go to sleep.

Example 2:
Adam ascertains that the best boomer juice is the white cans of Monster, and to be honest, he has a point.

by 44 tic tacs January 6, 2019

happy juice

Anything (such as a movie, book, or song) that makes you excited only by hearing it referenced.

"Hey, did you hear about that guy that did that More Cowbell routine?"
"OMG, Will Ferrell??? He's my happy juice!!!!"

by MissJEM January 23, 2010

jungle juice

The sperm of your first ejaculation, whether from sex, wet dream, or self-love.

Todd woke up to find jungle juice smeared on his lower belly.

by Jax_Ender January 22, 2004

jungle juice

Jungle juice is created by taking a watermelon or other large fruit and infusing it with as much vodka or everclear as possible, usually by means of a turkey baster. After marinating, the fruit is cut open and consumed. A notable feature of this party concoction is that the juice which results is supposedly less alcoholic than the flesh of the fruit.

I've been working on this watermelon for like three days--it's gonna be some awesome jungle juice.

by cryptoquip May 20, 2007

juice wrld

...💀

juice wrld is dead

by juicewrlddied December 8, 2019