Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019
Get the Hot Pocketing mug.Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
Get the jalapeno hot pocket mug.Teeth that you have, like dentures, or ones you have attained otherwise in a gentlemanly fashion, and have stored for protection and quick reference, in 1 of your pockets.
by Harlee Jesus Cristos Maffaeus August 1, 2018
Get the Pocket Teeth mug.What you realize must be da case if someone owns both a standard set of ratchet-wrenches and a collection of elongated ones, as well.
Many assorted tools are often available for mere pennies on da dollar at yard sales and online marketplace sites, and so da "deep sockets = deep POCKETS" assumption is not necessarily true each and every time... before you start feeling envious of someone's exTENsive --- and therefore seemingly exPENsive --- array of lengthy tubular six-and-twelve-pointers, look them over carefully to see wheter they are either particularly new-looking or even all of da same brand. If not, then realize dat these collections may merely be da "cream of da crop" from random groupings of tools in jumbled chests and toolboxes dat their present owner had obtained on da cheap from here and there, and then had merely sifted out da best specimens and carefully arranged them into those neatly-sorted sets.
by QuacksO February 2, 2024
Get the deep sockets = deep POCKETS mug.When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Get the hot donkey pocket mug.Rafael and Nikki invited Sam over for a threesome. Nikki was on her period which was perfect because Sam was hungry for a hot pocket.
by Rafael&Teegan June 26, 2021
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