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Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021
mugGet the Mary and Chrismug.

Chris

Chris is the type of guy who would sacrifice themselves for a loved one, Chris' normally have brown hair and blue piercing eyes, he loves to hang out and play fortnite with his friends, he can be a dick at times but is normally really nice to others around him, he also has a HUGE MONSTER COCK that all the women want, if you find a Chris consider yourself lucky.
who is that he is such a hottie?
i think that is Chris
i want him
i heard he has a HUGE cock
by poggersmon June 8, 2022
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Basically an fn kid who likes to annoy you to death
chris
by Wrecker lord October 7, 2022
mugGet the Chrismug.

chris

a photography nerd who gets tortured by his friend jordan, always putting up with hearing about his obsession of Vibrating game controllers up his ass
hey, did you hear about the new guy chris?
yeah! he has the weird friend with that obsession over game controllers and anal
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
mugGet the chrismug.

Chris

by BabayWtat April 10, 2024
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

1. Lame-o - Chris, simply put, is a term used to call someone a Lame-o. When you call someone Chris, let it be known that you are calling them the lamest Lame-o ever to be lame.

2. Lame - Chris can also be used as an adjective when describing how lame a person or thing is.
1. Hi Chris = Wuddup Lame-o
2. I’m Chris = I’m lame
by Yoloswaggerlicious March 18, 2025
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris Wallis

You know you got something funny up your ass when Chris Wallis has been here.
by Experiment626 February 20, 2020
mugGet the Chris Wallismug.

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