Always be muffin’, man

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.

Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.

by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023

Shea The Muffin

A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies

"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"

by macado genious1 April 7, 2023

Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024

Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024

take my muffin

its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity

sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!

by Crinklesnoop Hater January 26, 2025

Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces

"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025

Canadian Corn Muffin

The Canadian Corn Muffin is when you ejaculate in your partners anus then pour jiffy corn muffin mix inside and mix it around with your semi-limp penis until a a thickened consistency is achieved. The next morning your partner will poop corn muffins.

Wow! These Canadian corn muffins are a great way to start the day!

by TheBiggestMuffinMan March 3, 2026