Jakerz

The alternative to "Jake" which would make him a dope hacker.

Fuxin Jakerz, that shit was dope.

by hackerman November 9, 2004

jakeish

jake is the king of the hooch clan and often recruits new members see hooch

cool dude: i stole an mp3
other dude: thats just jakeish

by Troy January 21, 2005

Jakesexual

It means, you are sexually attracted to yourself.

Hey Bob, I thnk I'm Jakesexual.

by tumblrdictator July 30, 2011

The Jakes

A kick-ass dance band that makes you tap your feet and shake your booty. They come from Irvine, California.

Dude! I saw The Jakes last night. They told me to "Just dance, bitch" and I couldn't help it, I just DANCED!

by The Jakes May 17, 2006

Jaked up

Lifting weights for the purpose of dropping panties and lifting couches.

I got jaked up at the gym yesterday.

by Jballs0821 January 20, 2009

Jaked

When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.

I was dropping a duece and Roxy totally JAKED me!

by FoxxxyKuuu June 18, 2011

jakey

Adjective applied primarily to clothing: sloppy, ill-fitting, or badly tailored

"Child, you are not going out in that jakey-looking skirt! Why, it's at least three inches longer in the back!"

by hootnannie October 22, 2009