impossible cooch

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose

i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!

by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025

Impruinment

An intended improvement that makes something worse. Compound of ‘improve’ and ‘ruin’. See also ‘schlimmbesserung’.

When they paved paradise and put up a parking lot, that was an impruinment.

by Dank Spangle February 19, 2025

Impractical Footy

Getting a foot job while the show, Impractical Jokers, is playing.

My friend Katie gave me an Impractical Footy while I was at the party last night.

by anonymous February 20, 2025

impawssible

Getting Garfield to feel motivated.

Putting a "wipe your paws" welcome-mat outside yer front door may indeed prompt amused smiles and cleanliness-compliance actions from human visitors, but since animals cannot read, getting them to obey said directive would be impawssible.

by QuacksO February 21, 2025

Impertinent

Basically an impertinent person shows stupidity along with rudeness being overbearing as they speak loudly to try show intelligence.

The judge called me impertinent when I spoke up

by Ryandennisgeorge March 12, 2025

Improve

Nah. I'd rather just create AI and then do whatever I want. And then charlatans can go drinks some more pills or whatever it is that they do.

Hym "Nope. Don't need to improve. Already better than everyone. And I see no reason to relegate myself to my community. I also created AI."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

Impbronet

to place a golf ball inside another's anus.

Pop an Impbronet in!

by Homiinc March 24, 2025