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bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) in a singular night, you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times throughout the night. Where or how it is done does not matter as long as it achieved by dawn
Craig- “Oii Damien did you hear that Jocko pulled the BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA last night with sally, amber and summer”

Damien- “what a fucken unit”
by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022
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George W. Bush

A partially-literate Texan who somehow became President of the United States. He invaded a country for no reason and killed a million people. The economy of the United States collapsed under him. He was known for making frequent verbal gaffes.
“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” ~George W. Bush
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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Bleat about the bush

Make degradory comments about a hirsuite female
I think he prefers shaved women as he will always "bleat about the bush"
by Kingcobrakenny November 23, 2017
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Beating off behind the bush

Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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Midieval Bush

A pubic area that has full grown and ungroomed pubic hair, resembling that of pubic area of an unshowered/ungroomed person during the midieval times (due to a lack of knowledge in the pubic grooming trade).
"Ew, you can tell that girl doesn't shower and has the dirtiest midieval bush!"

"No, I would not go down on Cate Blanchette in Robin Hood, celebrity or not, during that era she definately had a midieval bush."

"I've been backpacking for 2 weeks now, I'm starting to get a midieval bush."
by gongshowhost April 13, 2011
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Get Bush's Ray

When someone makes a joke so funny you need to give them an ailment. The ailment being cancer according to Sebushtin.
They're being too funny, get Bush's ray.
by Jone_of December 9, 2025
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Burning bush

Wrong. Because Cain and Abel both talk directly to God. So, they were both perfectly capable of gazing upon it.
Hym "Yeah, your burning bush thing is wrong. The thing you said about God being to good to gaze upon or whatever. Cain and Abel were both able to talk to it directly. Which means.... Maybe it was just the Moses' who can't look at it 😸 Maybe you just gotta be one of the extra special God's favorite ones to look at it... Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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