by Burdon April 3, 2017
As Johnny and I started to have sex for the first time, not even three minutes went by and he stopped then looked at me and said "I shot the goose."
by cedmondsuek October 5, 2010
The expedited ingestion of a large quantity of alcohol, as prompted by the random selection of one’s numerical birth day in a game of chance. Preferably consumed from a WVU-branded glass container of five or more inches in height.
“Wow, it really landed on 26 again. Time for another birthday shot that exceeds my average daily caloric intake.”
by project141764 March 29, 2021
by shotunit420 December 14, 2015
The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.
Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!
by geekthang November 2, 2012
The feeling of disappointment when someone realizes the truth after being scammed by a broad-marketing message from an Instagrammer-Scammer and fallen for it, fallen in love, become infatuated or believed it to be real when it was in fact a scam and they have been a victim.
Being a woman I hadn’t been called ‘handsome’ since the summer of 1851. So I was intrigued by his message request and clear appreciation for Neoclassics. It wasn’t long before I reluctantly realized this ‘mail-shot to the heart’. He wasn’t interested, but another broke Instagrammer-scammer blindly broad-targeting for a sugar-daddy.
by Bee Sixx March 17, 2022
A portrait that has been cropped with the lips and chin remaining and has been tilted to the right at an approximately -30° angle. A take on photos you’d find at beauty centres, except it makes one go wtf.
by Jeffrey Brown June 4, 2021