cold potatoes

When something is lame, not cool, or undesirable.

Josh: Did you see that movie last night?
Ariel: Yeah, it was cold potatoes.
Josh: What..?
Ariel: You heard me. Urbandictionary that shit, man.

by plovestrees October 30, 2009

Potatoism

A disease where you actually look like a damn potato.

Maybe we just have a severe case of potatoism

by Babyygoose May 10, 2018

fully-potatoed

Being smashed, fried, and baked all at the same time. Often acquired at raves. Smashed being drunk, fried = tripping on acid, and baked = high. This condition can lead to many unfortunate but extremely hilarious outcomes. If you or anyone you know is fully-potatoed, 1st rule: you can not fly, no matter the circumstances. In this condition you sense of reality is altered to a point that nothing is real. It is fun but dangerous, your sense of time,depth, balance, sight, taste, smell, and hearing are so altered theres no point in trying to make sense of it; just relax and enjoy it. You also shouldn't drive or be around anything moving. Being outside and near streets or busy areas is extremely dangerous. Do not try to fill out any important documents, or make a transaction. Just have fun and DO NOT FLY.

@.@ uh man what direction is up, I'm way too full-potatoed...

or

Guy 1: Shhh, you! I can't hear the chipmunks, the sun's to loud!
Guy 2: Dude, you make no sense.
Guy 3: Yeah he's fully-potatoed

by Rob9001 February 7, 2010

Potatesh

An adjective describing something or someone that is considered to be cool or good

"that movie was potatesh!" "i had a potatesh day at work today"

by tiki-man March 26, 2009

mash potatoes

to crush ones testicles

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"

by Dan D July 11, 2005

Big Potatoes

One who thinks they are on top of the world. Someone who is possibly ignoring someone or just looks like a idiot, can be called this. Can be used how you want, either friendly or with hostility.

"Alright big potatoes, whats with the no calls back"

"So what are you now big potatoes? more like a joke."

by Sean Sig January 12, 2010

Sack of potatoes

Me I am a sack of potatoes

I am a sack of potatoes

by Bessoncorbyn August 29, 2019