lobe fucking

the process in which an individual (male or female) with large enough spacers removes them from their ear lobes and lets a male companion insert his fully erected penis into and through the clear lobe hole

ps. lobs.

"Hey michelle remember back when you used to have spacers and we were lobe fucking so hard?"

lobe fucking by lobefuckerxoxo_69 November 28, 2007

Puppy Fucking

The act of having sexual intercourse before entering high school.

Jermaine: When did you lose your virginity?

Colin: I was puppy fucking my girlfriend in 8th Grade.

Puppy Fucking by Jagesh Fastabop August 30, 2009

Stevie Fucking D 

The most badass and craziest guy you could EVER meet, and there is definitely more to him than meets the eye. He is astoundingly attractive and it is quite hard to look at him and not stare (potentially drool...). He's adventurous and unpredictable so don't be surprised if he does something so randomly that you think he's seriously lost his mind. Stevie Fucking D is hilarious, and can make anything good or funny out of a situation that is just the opposite. Anyone who knows Stevie Fucking D is one absolutely lucky person, and should be more than thankful to have in their lives.

Jordan: "Have you met Stevie Fucking D?"
Matt: "hell yeah, he's the most awesome person I've ever met"

Chris: "Who the hell was that guy? Is he TRYING to get himself killed?"
Alex: "Nah, that's just Stevie Fucking D"

Stevie Fucking D by C4K3 March 2, 2010

Five Finger Fucking 

another word to replace kidding

to put all five finger in your girlfriends cooch

Person 1 "I got 8 grand selling my liver on the the black market"

Person 2 "You've got to be five finger fucking me."

Five Finger Fucking by Raziel Kain February 5, 2008

Fly fucking 

When the penis is inserted into the vagina (sexual intercourse) while the trousers are still on with the penis going through the fly.

Used for very fast entry or when in an unusual area such as the park.

He fly fucked her in the corner.

He was so horny he just fly fucked her.

They just did it fly fucking style.

Fly fucking by Wich Chammins January 19, 2009

Kick my (fucking) face off 

The act of excelling, or being highly impressed with a certain act or event. Can also mean something, or someone is very very very good.

"Was he Gandalf?"
"Yes! He kicked my fucking face off!"

Kick my (fucking) face off by Sigmund Freud November 3, 2004

sweet italian fucking jesus! 

An exclamation of shock/surprise.

You have your hair cut, coloured and styled in a top salon by a man wearing more make-up than you. He tells you the cost of your new barnet - you gasp, then mutter "'sweet italian fucking jesus!' I won't be coming back here again"

sweet italian fucking jesus! by Laura Wilson November 24, 2005