Bearded Dragon

When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.

“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”

by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022

Dragon

Dog

I love dragon dogs

by long dog December 13, 2018

Arabian Dragon

Man puts firework in females butthole then the man sits on it until the smoke comes out of his mouth while screaming allahuakbar

I cant sit down… last night we did two Arabian Dragons

by Firework.Co August 1, 2021

Twin Dragons

Shit in your sex partner’s mouth, tape it and whack the back of her head till it blows out of her nose

Guy: shits and tapes mouth
Girl: muffled cries

Guy: whacks head repeatedly

Girl: twin dragons? We’re done.

by whenyousearch"hi"onUD March 29, 2021

Dragons breath

Taking a fat rip and then taking a shot right after then blowing out the rip

I'm about to do a dragons breath boiiis

by ScaryTerry132 May 13, 2022

Sweet Dragon

When you blow a sweet load of smoothies into a hippie vegans throat.

Yoooo she got a sweet dragon last night.

by Brandonmart May 19, 2021

The Red Dragon

The burn you feel around your asshole after eating spicy food and shitting it out.

"The Red Dragon strikes again"

by Avitong December 3, 2023