brainer

The act of making a basic decision and bragging it's smart and unusual.

1- I'm worried about the high Covid infections atm so I'm wearing triple masks *smug face*

2- daamn, that's very smart brainer-boy

by Kafka1 August 26, 2021

Brain Kissed

WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE OR HAVE FEELINGS FOR, USES THAT FEELINGS ADVANTAGE, TO GET THEIR OWN PROFIT OR DESIRED ANYTHING,LEAVING YOU UNKNOWN JUST WITH A PITY KISS ON YOUR BRAIN AND A SCAR ON YOUR HEART

You and your girlfriend...dreams of touching stars and photos and what not
You: paying all the goals and completing the space ship

gf : cooking meals, groceries and Netflix (you pay)
you: flying a spaceship, dodging asteroids
gf: I'm hungry , are we there yet?
*not there but amazing view, far from earth, far from reality*
*nearly there!!*
BOOMM!! ----------Jhonny Sins in the trunk (Brain kissed moment)
you ; probably working for jhonny in the stars and yeah Brain kissed!

by new slams August 28, 2021

brain stroke

WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN

GRAY WAS READING URBAN DICTIONARY AND HAD A BRAIN STROKE

by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021

Brain

I have a small one, what about yours?

Mine is small, but that girl has a big brain!

by Princess Karen September 10, 2021

braincells

something you dont have

Aye Oscar aint got no braincells

by moaningkoala September 15, 2021

brain fart

something that you know how to do, but temperarly forgot.
or you just got a brain fart because you wernt thinking clearly.

dont you hate brain farts?

by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021

Brain

Something that a kid named "Rizal" does not have.

You see, he's a "Rizal" (brainless)

by Sharkwreck050 September 19, 2021