Brain Mushroomed 

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)

Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.

Brain Mushroomed by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021

braindead idiot 

People that think everyone is going to take time of their day to read a paragraph on an entirely falsified, inaccurate and untrue definition of their name on urban dictionary for every single person on their social media

Oh colin posted a definition of his name on IG, what a braindead idiot, i cant believe he expects me to read that along with the 400000 others I've seen today

braindead idiot by anonymous November 23, 2021

Braindead 

When you forget things easily, stutter all the time, don't know about basic things that everybody else knows about and when you are just stupid in general.

I have been waiting forever for Boris to remember what he wanted to say and finish his sentence. He is so fucking braindead.

Braindead by DVRKZY November 23, 2021

Brain licking lad 

a boy who loves sucking on succulent juices from the head of a 6 inch object

Also can be used to asert domince on the battlefield

You must also be a brain licking lad by licking on juices slowly for hours

That kid is such a brain licking lad

Brain licking lad by Meghalaya November 23, 2021

brain 

is gone

very very VERY gone
also brain is an acronym for head

brain by zaximous November 30, 2021

brain 

is gone

hey brain
theres no brain
oh ok

brain by zaximous November 30, 2021

Brainage 

When Everett brain is superior and answers not 1 but 2 questions right

Everett: wow I answered 2 whole questions I have brainage

Brainage by Anonymous person(Everett) December 4, 2021