The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.
When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.
by Thee Big D December 16, 2021

When you have to go number 2, but can’t. In turn making your ass sweaty and stinky. Making you clench your butthole in an attempt to not leak.
by Vaggy8th April 20, 2025

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by dum bo June 9, 2020

by SassTheo June 8, 2017

Friend: "I've been waiting all day for his response but then I opened up my messages and saw that I got ducked."
You: "Oh what?? He reacted to your message but didn't respond? How rude!"
You: "Oh what?? He reacted to your message but didn't respond? How rude!"
by waffle&lust May 13, 2020

not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet Is an odd variant of “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop”
It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didn’t understand the two aforementioned terms “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop” but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying “not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet” When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.
From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades
It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didn’t understand the two aforementioned terms “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop” but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying “not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet” When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.
From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades
Person 1: did you see that duck dive right into the decoy? That was crazy, it took that damn thing out!
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*
by MFG.24 June 13, 2025
