Shit Smoothie

Ass piss, aka diarrhoea.

Dayum after that shit smoothie, my ass is on fire!

by earith May 10, 2014

the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

by Tha Captain July 18, 2014

sonic shit

when you shit so fast it all comes out in one push

"oh yeah, I just took a sonic shit"

by Brother Jacku September 6, 2014

dire shits

Something that is generally bad. It can also pertain to episodes of excessive shitting after a night of heavy drinking.

Man this cafeteria food is the dire shits and gives me the dire shits too.

by Piowl September 7, 2014

shit gitch

when someones underwear is dirty or is soiled

he has shit gitch

by junglebug1010 September 14, 2014

Godfather Shits

A saga of bowel movements in which the first two in the series are epic and the third is underwhelming at best.

Guy 1: "Bro, I housed 2 Chipotle burritos before we went to the party and then I played 17 consecutive games of pong....then we got pizza after too! Needless to say, I had Godfather Shits today!"

Guy 2: "At least the last one didn't kill you"

by Phillip Ronald October 15, 2014

Shit Glitter

The act of taking a power dump and littering the underside of the toilet seat with shit particles.

Man, I had the runs so bad, I left shit glitter all over the place.

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 8, 2015