chigwell school

A school full of wankers. miss bastard savage is known for getting up in your business tryna find out if your parents feed you or not. mr cunt sorry…. i mean mr punt was so weird. all the girls in year 11 are twats and there mums stink xoxo

me: i go chigwell school
friend: what a shitty school

by mynameislu January 9, 2023

kingdom school

private school in riyadh used as a detention center or prison for children of all ages

my mom hates me she made we transfer to kingdom schools

my parents sent my brother to kingdom school because he didn’t pray fajr

by kingdom schools October 19, 2019

No school day

October 27

Mom:go to school
You:it’s no school day
Mom:ok

by No tea no shade October 23, 2019

school is stupid

it makes you dumber and makes kids depressed

school is stupid because i said

by school is depressing October 29, 2019

Middle School

a pointless waist of time that causes depression due to your grades going to shit and people being dicks.

Mom-" yells at me for grades"
Me- " damn, i see why dad left, it just middle school, fuck off"

by JusTheFax. December 1, 2020

Indian School

the organization that asks you to pay for fucking 14yrs of your childhood

1st person- how's life
2nd person- I'm an "Indian school" student what do you expect?

by GamingG0d007 October 29, 2020

School computer

The shittiest machine ever.
can't do anything on this lousy machine
probably made by goblins in the year 10000000000000000 b.c. and then puked up by a yak and pooped out by a skunk
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN GLITCHY ITS PHYSICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!

student: I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL COMPUTER!!!
teacher: YOU WERE UNMUTED!
student: DAMN IT!!!!
Nelson Muntz: HAW HAW!

by Lovecraftian_Horror#1 January 19, 2021