School Dance 

A non-drinking non-smoking dance that people who never get any action go to. People think there hardcore when they "grind" but really arent. At our school (dss) its overpacked with wimpy techno playing. Girls dress up like sluts and guys think theyre pimps. Its a overall bad experience I just call up my gf and have some fun with her.

Guy: Aw man i grinded with this hot babe at the school dance!
Me: Think ur pretty hardcore then do you? So I take it thats the farthest uve been with a girl then.
Guy: (sighs) yup.
Me: Dude next time go to a party and get drunk be a normal teen.
Guy: Yeah alright.

School Dance by Yrrep May 1, 2006

School -- waste of my life 

just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.

A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)

School -- waste of my life by live to 100 anyway June 9, 2010

school disco'd 

The act of trying to suduce a woman in a club/bar/school disco by coming up to her from behind, hands on hips or arse, with R Kelly's "Bump 'n' Grind" in their heads and usually hammered, shirt off, and leery.

"My mate Sal got pulled by this guy. He school disco'd her up! And she loved it!"

school disco'd by Jarvisimo June 20, 2007

School Pimple 

Term given to a pre-teen or younger who runs around a lot at school and gets little bumps on their face from not washing the sweat off afterwards.

Mom: "Oh my gosh! my 5 year old has acne!"
Dad: "Nope, that's just school pimples, the little bugger needs to wash his face after running around at school"

School Pimple by the real Mrs B June 6, 2010

School Tarded 

Being knowledgeable in school but having no real world skills

Joe: Hey I heard Caroline got an A on the math test!

Nick: Who cares man, you ever talk to her? She's school tarded.

School Tarded by peake19 June 1, 2011

school teacher 

One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.

Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!

school teacher by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018

school a nigga 

To teach someone (usually a black person) a lesson by using beatings and violence to get the lesson across.

This technique of teaching is especially used by retarded parents with very low IQ, sometimes zero IQ or negative IQ to raise their children. These Parents are not always necessarily black.

Homie 1: that nigguh robbed me again. It's the second time this week.
Homie 2: Dawg yo gotta go ova dere and school a nigga.

Ignorant parent to offspring: Bitch did you make all dis mess in da crib, while I was out giving brain for a living? Now I gotta school yo ass.

school a nigga by DaRealestDawgfromDaBlock November 4, 2018