shit-waddle

The act of waddling towards the object you are pursuing while shit resides on your underside

I forgot my toilet paper in the truck and had to shit-waddle all the way back to get it.

by Toiletpaperbandit February 13, 2014

Shit Finger

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.

My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.

by Cosmo88 January 11, 2016

Shit Bitch'd

When one finds themselves in a situation that will not end positively.

During a paintball game, you are surrounded by the enemy and you run out of paint. This is the point when you realize that you are Shit Bitch'd.

by Jane Dover November 4, 2008

SHIT THE DIFF

When something or somebody has an accident or breaks something or breaks down mentally and/or physically.

Jim has finally shit the diff and is in hospital in recovery

by EXLER December 26, 2015

shit beaver

Ass.

We got good and greased-up, then I fucked her shit beaver.

by JrDolemite October 5, 2015

Shit Girl

A girl who thinks she is having anal but is really shitting on the male genitalia.

Danny: "Holy fuck man I just dicked down a shit girl I'm fuckin' scarred."

by yuckyjames June 18, 2017

little shit

what you say when a little kid talks shit

The Fuck You Say To Me ,You Little Shit!

by (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━✿✿✿✿✿✿ February 27, 2019