Shit Nuked

when you destroy your pants when you shart or shit your pants and it completely ceeps through your clothing.

dude checked out that guy over by the drinking fountain he Shit Nuked his pants hahaha.

by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013

Shit card

An imaginary card given to a person after they let you take a shit at your house, valid for them to take a shit at your house as a way of repaying them for owning their toilet.

Sorry man I just violated your toilet, you def have one of my shit cards.

That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.

by Bagelmeal88 May 21, 2013

shit shiner

Person who licks fecal matter

That girl Rimmed my ass and shined my shit, she is a real shit shiner

by Doughboymd January 14, 2014

shit-waddle

The act of waddling towards the object you are pursuing while shit resides on your underside

I forgot my toilet paper in the truck and had to shit-waddle all the way back to get it.

by Toiletpaperbandit February 13, 2014

shit shatting

Engaging in conversation with a person/persons not particularly cared about or liked.

Ugh! I got forced to work with this guy I don't like being around. Now that I am, I have to put up with shit shatting daily with him.

by jumpinjaxx March 19, 2014

Shit legit

This phrase has the same meaning as the phrase "for reals" or "true shit". The person on the receiving end of this phrase would if true respond with Legit shit. However if the answer is negative the response would most likely be Shit ain't legit.

Dude #1 : Dude I kicked Browser's ass so badly yesterday in Mario on the 64.

Dude #2 : Shit legit?

Dude #1 : Legit SHIT.

by Cyn123 March 26, 2014

Shit Smoothie

Ass piss, aka diarrhoea.

Dayum after that shit smoothie, my ass is on fire!

by earith May 10, 2014