An imaginary card given to a person after they let you take a shit at your house, valid for them to take a shit at your house as a way of repaying them for owning their toilet.
Sorry man I just violated your toilet, you def have one of my shit cards.
That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
by Bagelmeal88 May 21, 2013
a card you pull out when you really dont like what the other person is saying but you have to pretend to listen attentively until that person is finished
I had to pull out my "give a shit" card when Nate started rambling on about how he had to fix up his dad's shitty car over the weekend
by the dude that knows everything October 30, 2008
An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.
Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
by bktscrambler October 5, 2009
A phrase used by ROBLOX kids to indicate when something is so incomprehensible or funny that they’re *shitting robux cards*
by Bambianca November 3, 2021