peter park that ho

1>To ejaculate a very powerful cumshot that mimics qualites of spider web and lazer beams.

"man my bitch didn't let me fuck for a week, so by the time the dumb cunt was ready I had to fuck a bitch up and peter park that ho."

by shlempta schmenta April 24, 2010

Arthur Park

Verb: to arthur park or to be arthur parked.

To slap/push/ram/force/bump another person from relative safety into a dangerous situation where they are likely to be injured (or even KILLED) whilst recovering from the afore mentioned slap.

This term originated whilst playing Seek and Destroy, a Little Big Planet game level on the Playstation 3.

On the PS3 game Little Big Planet, you can effectively slap or arthur park someone towards danger repeatedly until the 'sack person' is killed. Is most effective on a survival level. It can also be used to describe pushing someone into a road, although this is neither recommended or supported.

by bixbythed March 3, 2010

Danger Parking

The act of backing your car into every single parking space, be it parking lot, side street, or your own driveway. It is called "Danger Parking" because the idea is that if there should be some sort of danger, your car is already faceing the direction you need to go, thereby reducing getaway time.

sean told his roomate he was danger parking in his driveway tonight in case his ex girlfriend decided to pay him a visit

by kkelly09 May 14, 2009

skittle park rider

the white boys in tall-t's with bright baggy colorful jackets and pants and skull candy headphones that you see only riding in the park and no other part of the mountain

EX:

"dude you see that skittle park rider!?"
"ya, too bad he only rides the park, and sucks at everything else"
"true"

by dom-rom December 25, 2009

theme-parked

An exceedingly sanitized, controlled setting that rings false

VISITOR: Dude, what happened to all of the strip clubs, hookers and street musicans in the Times Square area? This look likes a shopping center mall!

RESIDENT:The strip clubs, hookers and street musicans were theme-parked out of existence...

by 415man94102 April 20, 2011

pork park

Slang term for a vagina.

I put my sausage in her pork park

by DJ.C April 24, 2011

profile parking

When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.

That bitch was clearly profile parking so everyone could see her Cayenne

by doubleu December 18, 2010