jack nuts

when a gentleman has very small testicles (or possibly humongously large ones)

check out the jack nuts on him, he looks like brad micklea!

by biz markee August 21, 2003

left nut

the left testicle

a left wing screwball

anyone on the political left

Those left nuts sure are radical insane extremists and they sure do like to suck eachother's left nut.

by you left guys all suck the left nut March 16, 2005

Ghost Nut

When you are so focused on the plot of a porn or your too busy speed scrolling through it, you end up blowing your load and not realizing it. You could swear nothing happened, but there is cum all over.

I was so focused on the step sibling’s family painting in the background, that I ended up busting a ghost nut.

by Eggstra Stinky January 9, 2021

puddle nut

When your busting a nut and you finish but it doesn't shoot out instead it just leaks and globe on the floor.

Friend 1: you I busted a nut yesterday and it just glooped to the floor.

Friend 2: bro that's gross... Also that sounds like Puddle Nut

by TopazGrenadeir March 13, 2019

gunk nut

expect the kind of shit you'd normally expect from that jack bollocks.

Jack is a gunk nut..

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

Sun Nut

When you nut in her eyes in the morning lile if she woke up and got blinded by the sun

Me: *wakes up with gf*

Her: time to wake up!

Me: Start off the day right! By giving you a nice sun nut.

by Kodak BlaCOCK June 17, 2017

nut puppy

When you give a child a blowjob you sick fuck.

Gabriel got a big surprise when he accepted the nut puppy from the man behind the alley.

by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018