brown calcium 

A term started by a group of friends at a lunch table, and was eventually spread to Imgflip by Larkspur, their Imgflip username. It's basically another way of saying choccy milk.

Lunch Lady: What would you like to drink with that?

Eater: Brown Calcium, please!

Lunch Lady: What is that?

Eater: Chocolate milk.

brown calcium by Larkspur15 February 20, 2021

Brown Betty 

A racist name for apple crumbles or pie. Popular in the 1950s.

"You always got these very lumpy mashed potatoes on steak night, and for dessert you got Brown Betty, which nobody ate, except maybe the little kids in the lower school that didn’t know any better--and guys like Ackley that ate everything." (From the Catcher in the Rye, by J.D Salinger)

Brown Betty by ididthisformyenglishteacher! February 20, 2021

Brown mush 

A term to sea cube A lump of shit mushed up with a cheesy taste to it. Originates from a shithole in India

You are a brown mush

Brown mush by Ben Hughes February 26, 2021

Brown Eyed Butterfly Kiss 

The act of rubbed your butt with another persons butt while being lathered with soap. Much like a butterfly kiss but with buttcheeks.

my boyfriend gave me a brown eyed butterfly kiss in the shower, he is so sweet.

Brown Eyed Butterfly Kiss by Stoctopus March 16, 2021

Brown Sweater 

when you dick is covered in poo

"god damn that hoe gave me a brown sweater" " Mom loves to give my bro brown sweaters all the time"

Brown Sweater by ninjafighter157 March 26, 2021

Brown town cobbler 

a lewd performance involving butt stuff and cobbling

hey baby, wanna do the Brown town cobbler again tonight after the kids go to bed?

Brown town cobbler by Anne300d March 27, 2021

Brown Infinity Stone 

A Plus sized turd that refuses to flush. Best nudged on by donning a large "Thanos' turd nudging glove" to nudge it on its way.

I had to put Thanos' turd nudging glove on today to shift that brown infinity stone you left in the toilet.

Brown Infinity Stone by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021