Boner exploder

Something that gives you such a great orgasm it makes your boner explode

-Arno: wow i just watched some porn it was great
-Jonathan: i just watched a boner exploder i can't breath

by Nietyoeri October 17, 2019

Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

Dog Boner

A red rocket

“Dude look at that dog boner it’s disgusting.”
“Oh my god I want to suck it!”

by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025

boner lips

Crusty old lips that are harder than a rock. Tend to be difficult to kiss and mostly found on horny little boys

Isaiah had boner lips and I could not kiss him anymore

by Bitchybootyqueen April 23, 2017

Goader Boner

The erection (be it penile or clitoral) one gets from antagonizing others online or in person.

You don't know a damn thing about that! Are you just saying that to get a Goader Boner?

by Rone4 March 5, 2024

moaner boner

When a girl's pubic hair looks like a penis.

Reilly Reid has a massive moaner boner.

by Swag_boy737:74$;!&; January 1, 2016

Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.

Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me

by Ctoff February 17, 2024