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Blue crush

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Short definition: When a man is attracted to another man.

To explain:

There are many layers to this complex metaphor. Please read the following descriptions very carefully, otherwise the full meaning of the saying cannot be appreciated.

Blue represents boy. It is the color most often associated with clothing and toys for young males. Blue should not be confused with pink. At this point it should be completely clear that Blue is synonymous with male.

Crush refers to a feeling of attraction or infatuation. This should not be misunderstood as the feeling of excitement on Christmas morning or the love of a sports team. In this context Crush is amorous in every sense of the word and it only serves to describe romantic relationships between humans.

Now that we understand both Blue and Crush separately, we can attempt to combine the 2 words.

Blue + Crush = Blue Crush

If you're still with me we have effectively created an entirely new meaning that was not possible with either word on its own. Since we know that Blue means male and Crush means romantic attraction, then we come to the following conclusion:

A Blue Crush is when a male is attracted to another male.

What does this have to do with the 2002 film Blue Crush starring Kate Bosworth? Absolutely nothing. In fact, men were attracted to women in that movie (in theory).
I heard Dave is Mike's blue crush, but really it's Peter.
by Professor DB September 1, 2009
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blue footballs

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(n) - When your football team brings you so close to victory, but fucks it up at the last minute.
"Oh man, I have blue footballs - the Vikings were playing so well, but they just lost it against the Saints."
by vikesfan January 25, 2010
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Blue Piano

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Putting the girls legs behind her head until her whole body turns blue but her toes are still white whilst wearing a turban
Windy wanted to be blue piano'd so i asked sanjeev to sort her out
by embarrassing bodies October 5, 2011
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Blue Gene

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The gene that, when active within the human genome, causes an individual to exhibit the characteristic of blueness. This gene is known for its unique, maroon colour. Although some would figure this gene to be the colour blue, they are incorrectly thinking of jeans, which when placed in the human genome cause the individual to behave maroon.

The above is, of course, complete bullshit.

The gene is found in between the genes for Judaism and metrosexuality; an individual who possesses the dominant alelles of all three is called a "new blue jew".
Blue Gene is also the name of the computer that secretly rules over Canuckstan with an iron fist. Which is odd, because the computer fails to have an iron fist, but instead uses a more modern platnium fist. It will likely destroy us all.
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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Blue Job

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It's when she / he has a face like a glazed doughnut.
A blue Job describes whats after a blowjob
by Muttonballs August 31, 2011
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blue 42

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when you and your friends are hanging out and you plan to mess with one of the guys, you all make a plan. Then one person yells out BLUE42, and the person you were going to mess with get's his pants pulled down!
HAHAHAHA
BLUE 42, BLUE 42......
then run up to the guy and take his pants down!
by Suzy~Q April 2, 2005
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Generally a word used in the military. In the military alphabet B=Bravo, F=Falcon. Buddy Fucker is the original phrase, Blue Falcon is more politically correct.
" I had plans to go to the coast for vacation with Randy, he asked me like 4 different times and I'm in school." " I finally got approval with my teachers and my job, and at the last minute, he said he couldn't make it." "Randy Blue Falconed me big time!"
by kanas sucks March 6, 2010
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