Redneck Third Base

Alternate term for anal. Texas birth control .

Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....

by Tex in affect February 26, 2023

Drowning my baseballs

Putting you in a bad mood or letting you down. Giving you bad vibes or harsh judement, particularly when you just want to be in a good mood.

I've been having a great day, then you come in and start drowning my baseballs.

by TheLyoness March 11, 2023

Emotional Support Baseball

Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.

Barney was dealing with a breakup, so he turned on emotional support Baseball to help him cope.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse March 16, 2023

Milk in the basement

A phrase to describe a situation being over with/ ok. A dispute, argument, or bad situation has been amended.

"Are you guys still arguing?"
"Nah man, it's milk in the basement at this point"

by itsallmilkinthebasement March 31, 2023

I'm based

anyone who uses this unironically is insecure

person 1: i'm based
person 2: no one uses that word unironically

by anonymous May 12, 2023

bussing bussing no baseball caps

when your friend asks how the food is

this food is bussing bussing no baseball caps and it is really good

by dcdiecder August 13, 2023

Live in my basement

A phrased used to demean or humble people that look down on you for no reason.

Originating from 30 year olds living in their parents basement because they thought they could get a masters degree. And it qualified them for any work they chose despite zero work experience.

Ex 1: Live in my basement Dickhead

Ex 2: They were like: oh yea, well I actually am getting my masters so that I be a lobbyist for NRA— oh but what about you… And I was like fuck you bitch, live in my basement- you dont know me from a can of paint!

by johnmichaelthethird September 16, 2023