Team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck 

The true side of the Twilight team/ side debate.

Margaret: Hey Josh what team are you on? Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Josh: There both gay. I'm team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck

Team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck by LookAtMeNoooow January 8, 2012

You forget a thousand things every day 

make sure this is one of them

I got you!

You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them.

I hate saying that.

You forget a thousand things every day by you are disgusting August 8, 2021

Farting like a trooper 

The phenomenon of having large amounts of methane build up, usually after a big night of drinking “Tooheys New” (an Aussy beer) causing one to repeatedly let out sizable farts, usually of an excessively pungent nature. One should be careful not to “follow through” the fart and begin “Sharting like a trooper”

"Damn man, Chabs had a big night on the piss last night huh?" "Yeah man she's been farting like a trooper all day"

Farting like a trooper by RobMF January 20, 2009

i did a thing

there’s a special place in hell for people who use this phrase.

chad: hey babe i did a thing
stephanie: what was it?
chad: i fucked your sister last night
shaphanie: wdym? ur joking?
chad: well, it was anal so like that doesn’t even count
stephanie: no i asked if you were joking because i don’t have a sister. my brother just has long hair...

i did a thing by NowWayDudeS January 1, 2021

what a twist 

A phrase used in an episode of Robot Chicken by spoof character M. Night Shyamalan. Derives from Shyamalan's trademark twist endings of his movies. Can be used as a replacement of the tired out saying, "oh snap!"

Bob: Dude, this homework is so gay.
Steve: Your mom is so gay.
Joe: What a twist! (OH SNAP!)

what a twist by * May 11, 2007

squeeze blood out of a turnip 

You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile

He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.

squeeze blood out of a turnip by BoogiePants October 20, 2008

Grade A Top Choice Meat 

Referenced in The Wedding Singer by Rob. Meant to describe a fine looking woman who has phenomonal attributes, which you would obviously tap. It is a somewhat derogatory term to refer to a woman as a mere piece of meat, which you would easily take all of.

"Hey man did you see that girl Stacy at the frat this weekend?"
"Oh hell yeah, she was Grade A Top Choice Meat."

Grade A Top Choice Meat by smutgremlin2 August 11, 2008