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Two Thousand and Twenty

This year is the worst year in my life. Can't believe people die because of a stupid crown virus.
Ah yes I remember Two Thousand and Twenty, this stupid year killed my dog because of hunger.
by The Real Albert Aji July 12, 2020
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two in the rung and one in the dung

Inserting two fingers into the vagina while another finger is in the anus.

In most cases the index finger and middle finger are extended while the ring finger and thumb are curled and the pinkie finger extended.
Have you ever put two in the rung and one in the dung
Yeah to my ex she went crazy for it!
Two for the pink, one for the pink I always think!
by UrbanKing21479293 June 8, 2016
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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024
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Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012
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two of the same person

two Miya’s is two of the same person.
by anonymous January 23, 2021
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Two Twea Nelly

One who gets intoxicated on just a few twisted teas, typically the lightweight out of their peers
Hayden: Bro you barley drank how are you so drunk

Gess: you kidding? It’s Two Twea Nelly that’s how!
by BoschMaster22 January 3, 2024
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Sucky Teacher Number Two

A bio teacher at a redneck high-school in middle of know where Michigan who should probably go back to his frat.

This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area

common phrases

1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"

2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"

3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"

4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"

5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "

6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"

this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school

>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender

Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2

"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9

"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11

"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10

"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10

"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12
by lol tina April 25, 2019
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