2 definitions by lol tina
When a person is over the age of 35 lives in their parent's vacation home and uses their medical marijuana card to sell weed to underage kids.
This person is always higher than a kite and has no job.
This person also has children and got a divorce from their spouse.
This person is always higher than a kite and has no job.
This person also has children and got a divorce from their spouse.
by lol tina January 21, 2019
A bio teacher at a redneck high-school in middle of know where Michigan who should probably go back to his frat.
This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area
common phrases
1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"
2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"
3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"
4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"
5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "
6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"
this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school
>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender
Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2
"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9
"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11
"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10
"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10
"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12
This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area
common phrases
1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"
2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"
3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"
4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"
5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "
6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"
this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school
>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender
Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2
"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9
"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11
"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10
"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10
"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12
by lol tina April 25, 2019