Man, I watch so much porn every day. I'm the true definition of a porn watcher. It’s so much easier than having a dating life or setting one up.
by AntiCircumcisionMan July 31, 2025
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Get the Porn mug.A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.
For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.
by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025
Get the Porn Shorts mug.Verb; the act of any nonfictional or fictional character (new, existing, or very obscure ones) to be made into a porn or rule 34 media.
Other variants: porns over, porn over, porning over
Other variants: porns over, porn over, porning over
Person 1: Wow, this character has a unique design! I can't wait to watch or play it when it gets released.
Person 2: It's not even a single day, but they've porned over the character already...
Person 2: It's not even a single day, but they've porned over the character already...
by e.callie August 15, 2025
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Material (text, images, video, etc.) created with the primary (or /4secondary/) intent (or perception using the /3miller test/) to sexually arouse the audience. excluding /1artistic/ /2educational works/
miller test: Would the /5average person/, applying contemporary community standards, see the work as appealing to prurient (sexual) interest?
Does it depict sexual conduct in a patently offensive way?
Does it lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value?
artistic works: are works that are original and can be drawed painted or sculpted or other
educational works: things clearly meant for teaching such as the problems with watching to much porn
secondary: if the work is a comdey peice and it has secondary theme is porn then it has porn bits but isn't entirely porn
average person: the majority of people would think example (60% of people think it is not porn but 40% of think it is then it is not porn)
Material (text, images, video, etc.) created with the primary (or /4secondary/) intent (or perception using the /3miller test/) to sexually arouse the audience. excluding /1artistic/ /2educational works/
miller test: Would the /5average person/, applying contemporary community standards, see the work as appealing to prurient (sexual) interest?
Does it depict sexual conduct in a patently offensive way?
Does it lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value?
artistic works: are works that are original and can be drawed painted or sculpted or other
educational works: things clearly meant for teaching such as the problems with watching to much porn
secondary: if the work is a comdey peice and it has secondary theme is porn then it has porn bits but isn't entirely porn
average person: the majority of people would think example (60% of people think it is not porn but 40% of think it is then it is not porn)
that was porn
by carimel August 16, 2025
Get the porn mug.When a guy can’t get a girl so he gets her picture and makes fake movies and explicit content with him fucking her.
Then he shows his friends his AI generated huge big cock sexually slamming his fantasy fling.
It’s usually done by weirdos who can’t get laid.
Then he shows his friends his AI generated huge big cock sexually slamming his fantasy fling.
It’s usually done by weirdos who can’t get laid.
My friend showed me a movie of him banging my mother. When I showed mom she said no it’s not her. “But I would like to give his big cock a ride”!
I said mom this is AI porn. She said AI as in - All-In, then I’ll definitely take in his cock.
I said mom this is AI porn. She said AI as in - All-In, then I’ll definitely take in his cock.
by Sukon medick August 25, 2025
Get the AI porn mug.Gay porn should be more ilegal than child porn, the type of person to watch gay porn is usually named Dylan, he enjoys watching it but doesn’t want to admit it.
by anonymous January 15, 2025
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