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The Kim Jong Un 

When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
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The Brownie Jackson

When one shit their pants and their partner almost immediately drops the others pants and jacks them off
Man 1: Dude you smell shit, wtf
Man 2: sorry I just had The Brownie Jackson
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The Bruce Jenna 

Whilst doing a man-gina. You snort lines and you transition between different types of drugs, within the line.
Bobby ya weak cunt, Your not man enough to do the Bruce Jenna.

I bet ya can't snort 'ketamine coccaine md oxy's ecstasy xanis speed Vallies and Meth all in one Line!!

I bet I can!
Good cunt!!!
The Bruce Jenna by Johnny Rocka December 1, 2018

The Iron Johnnies 

A group of "People" With an unordinary case of extreme autism, tourettes}, retardation,and or a bacterial infection that has targeted the brain
hey what's up man these guys here are the iron johnnies don't make fun of them its not their fault they're like this

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The bone jovi 

Getting ass like a rockstar. Always attaining lots of girl like your penis has magical powers
Dude! I have banged three different chics this week. These women cant stay away from the bone jovi
The bone jovi by Bhellbound March 31, 2019

the fam jam

this is a family where kids pretend to have a family with other students. for example.....my fam jam is.......
auntie Roz, auntie Emma, Sara(me)
rozes kids are.... Taylin, Kurt, Brendan, Cole. rozes lover is Harry Collett

emmas kid is.... Alyssa. emmas lover is Kaden
saras kids are .... Allison, Jaxon, Gabe. saras lover is nobody because she divorced him last year.
the fam jam is messed up because roz fucks her nephew
the fam jam is messed up because these are kids pretending to have kids
the fam jam is messed up because rozes boyfriend is famous and doent know her
the fam jam by that family life March 12, 2020