Filet O’ Cock

Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.

“Hey Babe, you want a Filet O’ Cock tonight?”
“I could really go for a Filet O’ Cock Later”

by BoyBoyBaggins February 26, 2021

o-ring damage

when the anal sphincter muscles or labia has lost elasticity due to over usage and abuse.

dear government thanks for the o-ring damage.

by fix america first January 17, 2014

Lydia O Connor

A big smelly whore who goes out to a new boy everyday she’s a twig cause all the drugs she does the crackhead and was left at home cause her parents don’t love her

Lydia are you coming out

Her- No I already went out to u cause I’m a whore
Lydia O Connor is a whore but funny
Lol

by LydiaOConnorHatePage January 2, 2022

Splat-o-gram

When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.

Man some asshole left quite the Splat-o-gram in the handicap shitter!

by sir crank alot December 16, 2018

O Daddy Slump

Striking out with girls at the bar; getting no pussy

I’m completely in an O Daddy Slump right now.

by BigDawwg769 May 19, 2022

man o lantern

when you are in the closet masturbating and you shove the flash light up your ass there for you have the newly designed man o lantern

oh damn that man o lantern is bright as fuck

by slimdick September 11, 2016

Cran-o-log

Also known as cranberry log, is the cranberry sauce bought in a tin and served in the log shape it comes out in, preferably still bearing the indentations of the tin. It is part of a traditional holiday turkey meal, both at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Boyfriend: Your mom forgot to mash up the cranberry sauce from the tin...
Girlfriend: No, that's the traditional cran-o-log.

by historically_defined December 16, 2009