Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

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Toronto Salad

A Spliff filled with Sativa, Dabs, and a sprinkle of Belmont tobacco inside.

Dude1: Man that Toronto Salad got us mad fucked up.
Dude 2: I don't remember eating any salad

by GuyFawks April 24, 2017

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tough salad

the most hard salad you could ever eat

man thats tough salad

by loudclearbueaty April 27, 2017

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Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.

Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".

by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017

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The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.

I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.

by joey_blowme July 7, 2017

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