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reverse naughty cowgirl 

A sexual position in which the penetrator (usually male) lays on their back gets straddled by the cowgirl (usually female) while they face away from each other.
I wanted to be penetrated without having to look the person doing it in the eyes, that's when someone suggested I try the reverse naughty cowgirl then.

Reverse cowgirl 

Obviously a shmex position in which the אישה faces the איש in the opposite direction. Both people are wearing only cowboy hats and he sings Yankee Doodle while attempting to lasso her vaginal canal. If he succeeds then he must imitate and mimick horse noises, while she must stomp her feet and hands to mimick the galloping. This completes the role of an excited horse (just like the internal;) excitement). Howdy! Have fun! Pics or or didn’t happen:)
Moses: “Ginger, I’m really feeling it tonight how about a little reverse cowgirl;)”

Ginger: “i’ll grab the lasso”
Moses: “Don’t forget the hats;)”

reverse Frosty

In the 1969 film, Frosty the Snowman, the titular character is seen springing to life after children place a magic hat on his head, exclaiming “Happy Birthday!”. The reverse Frosty is where you wish someone a happy birthday and then completely ghost them for the rest of their life.
Me: “why hasn’t he reached out to me?”
Friend: “His birthday is coming up, time to reverse Frosty his ass”
reverse Frosty by howiewowie July 6, 2022

Reverse chimichanga 

When you quickly, but gently, drag your sweat soaked ball sack across someone’s face Preferably who is asleep, not before you take a shit on their face and use the nut sack to now smear the sweat infused shit across the asleep persons face
Wow! I just saw Craig give Karen a reverse chimichanga, Karen is really going to be bitching now when she wakes up!

Reverse calamari 

Generous and intriguing , with a touch of spice

Reverse crop dust 

When a person farts and that said person uses a fan of any kind to blow the stench in the victims’ path.
“Dude! Rick got me with a gnarly reverse crop dust with his box fan, it was terrible!”
Reverse crop dust by Tdriz July 11, 2022