The biggest slut alive. If you’re trying to get your body count up give her a call, doesn’t matter if has a boyfriend or not she will still fuck you
Aiden “I’m got 12 bodies and I want to have more than Chad before the New Year…”
Nate “Oh, but up Maddie Parks, she loves cheating on her boyfriend and riding tiny ducks!”
Nate “Oh, but up Maddie Parks, she loves cheating on her boyfriend and riding tiny ducks!”
by LTR23232323 November 16, 2021
Get the Maddie Parksmug. Being completely PARKED after slamming down chick-fil-a with your bros. On occasion using the E- brake.
by Joeycuzz19 November 30, 2018
Get the Parkedmug. by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025
Get the Park City Alarm Clockmug. A small town in illinois that’s barely a town, filled with mid whores and fat hicks that act like women. There’s not even a McDonald’s and the center of the townspeoples life is their beloved loves truck stop
Person 1: hey what should we do tonight
Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for
Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for
by Assholecheddar June 11, 2022
Get the Grant parkmug. A junk lawn mower usually found in trailer parks in southern united states typically sold at wally world or big box stores weed eater poulan murray bolens to name a few brands the users usually mow barefooted smoke ciggeretes while fueling which could cause a fire they also point the discharge chute towards the road which hits cars or other people they also try to fart in the airbox on the carburetor to start it they run over garbage and when they loan it to their inbred cousin it either is pawned usually for drug or beer money or comes back broken.
Willies freind Hey willie look a naked man running with a trailer park lawn mower
Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"
Willies freind "right"
Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"
Willies freind "right"
by Will700 December 13, 2023
Get the trailer park lawn mowermug. by josh paki January 23, 2025
Get the Joshua Parkmug. When authorities dont have anything to do so they nit-pick about small things to feel like they're important
(i.e. school ID's, Parking Spots, Dress Code)
Also to give school security a sense of somewhat meaning
(i.e. school ID's, Parking Spots, Dress Code)
Also to give school security a sense of somewhat meaning
Wayne: Hey Johnny wheres your school ID?
Johnny: I don't have it, sorry wayne
Wayne: Sorry, Johnny I'm going to write you up now
Johnny: If you know my name doesn't it defeat the purpose of a school ID?
Wayne: Yes, actually it does, but the school pays me tens of thousands of dollars a year to basically sit on my ass and do nothing, so now I actually have to do something
Johnny: Wow, Wayne thats really Park Hillish of you
Johnny: I don't have it, sorry wayne
Wayne: Sorry, Johnny I'm going to write you up now
Johnny: If you know my name doesn't it defeat the purpose of a school ID?
Wayne: Yes, actually it does, but the school pays me tens of thousands of dollars a year to basically sit on my ass and do nothing, so now I actually have to do something
Johnny: Wow, Wayne thats really Park Hillish of you
by A Giant Black Man May 17, 2010
Get the Park Hillishmug.