pimp parking

To park your car in the best spot in the lot, usually by the building's entrance.

Bob and Fred are students at a university.
Fred: Hey I missed the first 10 minutes of lecture today. The lots were filled. You?
Bob: Nah I was pimp parking this morning.

by Ben354 October 22, 2007

Penis Parker

A man who parks his penis

1: I'll Park my penis in you.
2: I can't believe that he just put his penis there; He is such a Penis Parker.

by Casino's Mother June 1, 2019

parking lot deception

when a parking lot of one place is filled with about 30-40 or more cars and you go inside and theres only 3 people inside... hey you ever go to a one building and one parking lot store and your like what the fuck?! wait a minute why were there so many cars inside and theres only 3 people here, and its the people that work here who the fuck is driving all those cars?

yo man every time i go to fuckin office max they play parking lot deception

by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

Parker, CO

A suburb in Colorado, approximately 30 minutes SE of Denver. Parker is a very white town, with whites comprising almost 93% of total population. Most of the people in Parker are either retired white folk (who live in rich neighborhoods such as Stonegate and Clarke Farmes), working class adults in their 20's and 30's without families, and the stereotypical white families who appear on Christmas cards each year. There are 3 public high schools in Parker. Chaparral is primarily the white kids who are sub-par at sports but throw the best parties, typically ones with more alcohol than one could imagine, hot girls, and plenty of drugs. Legend is the second high school in Parker, and the only school in the town with a half-decent reputation in regards to sports, specifically baseball and basketball. Ponderosa is the last high school in the town, and undoubtedly the least notable. Not much goes on there besides drugs and bad grades. Aside from partying, Parker doesn't have anything fun to do besides twiddle your thumbs, go to Sonic, and street race

Ryan: "Hey dude you down to chill tonight?"
Me: "yeah dude, where? my house?"
Ryan: "Dude you live in Parker, CO ...wth?"

by yaboi37 July 3, 2017

Peter Parker

A run-of-the-mill nerd that goes to Midtown School of Science and Technology and also has a Stark Industries internship.

Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man?

He's definitely not Spider-Man.

Flash Thompson: hey, how's that fake-ass Stark Internship of yours going?
Peter Parker: it's not fake!

by ohnoooooohnonono June 12, 2018

Batman parking

When you can pull your car through to the opposite space in a parking lot so you don't have to back out to leave (because you never see the Bat Mobile go in reverse).

"Yes! Pulling out will be so easy, I got batman parking."

by themindtaker April 13, 2005

Quicky Parkour

The sport in which one does a forward roll onto a bed and claims them to be triple back-flips, Quicky Parkour also involves jumping off curbs, jumping down up to one step, climbing up curbs and is one of the most extreme sports known to man. Once finished in doing Quicky Parkour the phrase 'QUICKEEEH PARKOUR' is shouted.

Person 1: Woah, I just saw that guy jumpig off a curb
Person 2: That must be Quicky Parkour

by Username543211 September 16, 2010