black jesus

a drink composed of 1 part vodka, 2 parts milk, 1 part half-n-half, and 2 parts Nesquik.

keep your rosary close, but keep your black jesus closer...

by dj-nasty June 9, 2005

Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008

Neon Jesus

A relegious figure making fun of a fictional characterJesus from a bible of some sort.

"Dude I don't wanna hit that hooker with a bat" "Neon Jesus would do it."

by Flouressent god April 27, 2010

Ginger Jesus

When a gay dude shaves his pubes into the shape of a cross.

His robe fell open, exposing his perfect Ginger Jesus.

by Don Hote April 16, 2019

Abundance of Jesus

Having so much Jesus that you cannot possibly cope without saying, looking at pictures of or masturbating to Jesus for more than 3 minutes at a time. You only listen to songs with Jesus in them and you force your religion, constantly I might add, on your friends and family who don't give two shits.

Ex. Patrick has an Abundance of Jesus. He is constantly badgering me to have an Abundance of Jesus, too.

by cyclopropanations3 December 23, 2013

Went Knees to Jesus

A phrase to describe sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Doug?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard we went knees to Jesus.

by The Professor of Thugonomics September 4, 2016

vaginal jesus

wp band; penis

I am listening to Vaginal Jesus.
I am going to tear your Vagina with my Jesus

by christ99 September 8, 2015