jake drew

the best man on earth about to be the best daddie on this earth wish you the best my jakie poo

alfie: your kid is going to die before it’s 3 on back of a quad (he’s gunna run him over)
jake drew:fuck off

by madeline miller 1233456 September 17, 2023

Jake

Dude has a big dick and knows how to use it. so sexy omg im in love. rides big banshee and looks good while doing it. 10/10 would fuck in public. Marryyyy meeeeeee.

Omg Jake I'm so wet 4u

by trailerparkqween September 26, 2023

Jake

Some guy in enhypen 😭😭
That little dog creature
Has a dog layla who is now my wife yhhh
We love Jake
And uhhh
He’s mine other than that we all should love Jake

No I’m not typing an example for Jake

by GrrrrWOOF October 30, 2023

Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.

"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."

by rtl1984 October 30, 2023

Jake

He makes you feel like the only girl in the world he will lead you on month by month and when the time is right he will absolutely break your heart into a million pieces and lie about it to make sure he doesn't loose you and can keep hurting you. He will act like the perfect man but in reality you aren't the only one, there are many other girls in the same boat. He most likely wouldn't even like you even if you were talking for years upon years it is all fake.

Omg look its Jake
He broke my heart
Me too

by MassiveHaterForCharlotte November 1, 2023

Jake

Anyone named Jake should be juggling Pieters balls.

Person 1: Jake, theres a guy named Pieter in your class
Jake: I must juggle his balls

by Truth11334 November 14, 2023

Jaheim

A lame ass Non P Nigga. Usually gets no bitches and has an extraordinarily small penis, if you meet a Jaheim in life ten times out of ten he’s a bitch.

Bro you seen that non p ass nigga Jaheim today

Ya that Nigga is not him

by PeterParkerPicker November 19, 2023