By-the-Jesus 

'You betcha', yes, as if in a state of amazement - term used by a dieing breed of hard core, no nonsense north eastern men and women. (less urban, more rural...)

...just 1 day after getting out 'da hospital for the treatments, and by-the-Jesus, if she didn't take off crosslots to go see her her sap was on...

By-the-Jesus by madravenpix January 1, 2009

Atheists for Jesus 

An stupid organisation that encourages it's believers to believe that Jesus was a good teacher but that is all.
It encorages them to reject the idea that Jesus was the Messisah.

Jasper would be the first person to sign up for Atheists for Jesus

Atheists for Jesus by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006

come to jesus 

When a person masturbates in front of a picture of jesus.

"Where'd Billy go?"
"I just saw him walking into the bathroom with a joho book, guess he's gonna come to jesus."

come to jesus by Postal_in_Ontario December 19, 2008

black jesus 

a drink composed of 1 part vodka, 2 parts milk, 1 part half-n-half, and 2 parts Nesquik.

keep your rosary close, but keep your black jesus closer...

black jesus by dj-nasty June 9, 2005

Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

Poor Man's Jesus Phone by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008

Neon Jesus

A relegious figure making fun of a fictional characterJesus from a bible of some sort.

"Dude I don't wanna hit that hooker with a bat" "Neon Jesus would do it."

Neon Jesus by Flouressent god April 27, 2010

Ginger Jesus 

When a gay dude shaves his pubes into the shape of a cross.

His robe fell open, exposing his perfect Ginger Jesus.

Ginger Jesus by Don Hote April 16, 2019